As a New Year's Resolution, I decided to try (emphasis on "try") to keep my workspace organized. So I went to Michael's to take advantage of their 50% off sale on organization furniture. I bought and painstakingly assembled a nice tower with built-in spool reel thingys (not the technical term). Immediately afterward, this happened:
Curiosity sets in. Patrick sees something he thinks is his.
Always being the gentleman, Patrick softly tries to slide open the drawer.
He realizes he's no gentleman, and resorts to more extreme measures.
Success! Patrick gets a closer look at his spoils.
Then this happened.